Chapter 1 Free Preview: Silly Squad Sells Out!

Silly Squad INC. is the #1 entertainment company of its class. They still do entertaining at birthday parties, TV shows, movies, internet clips, merchandising, a theme park, and “The Silly Squad Channel” which is a subscription video on demand television service and it now has over 200,000 subscribers. They own both Shekys INC. and True Funny INC., which at a time were their biggest rivals. They also now own Bros. Ink and Lixey Bros. Studios. Soon Silly Squad INC.’s CEO Flea-Boy the Clown announced that Silly Squad INC. is now a public company and trades on the NYSE. Flea-Boy the Clown’s vision of making people laugh is now one of the most successful corporations in the world today. Now we go to the country club where Flea-Boy the Clown and his successful business friends Termite and Mr. Hunter were playing a game of golf. “Damn it, where the heck is Coyote, he was supposed to meet us here at five,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “Let’s play without him,” said Mr. Hunter. Then Coyote came driving towards them on a golf kart. “Sorry I’m late gentlemen,” said Coyote. “So Coyote, why did you want to play golf with us today,” asked Termite. “Well gentlemen, this is sort of a business meeting, you all now I own Coyote Corp and I specialize in technology and weapon manufacturing, plus I also own a boxing promotion as well, but you see gentlemen, the reason I’ve called you all here is that I want to buy all of your companies,” said Coyote. “Say what,” said Flea-Boy the Clown, Mr. Hunter, and Termite at the same time. “Well, I want to buy you out so that we could become a mega corporation, I need your companies to do it,” said Coyote. “So you want to buy us all out so that Coyote Corp will become a mega corporation, what’s in it for us,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “Well I’m willing to pay you guys a lot of money,” said Coyote. Then Flea-Boy the Clown, Termite, and Mr. Hunter looked at each other and then started laughing. “Man you’re nuts, we won’t sell you our companies for freaking money, we make it brother,” laughed Mr. Hunter. “Fine, since you won’t sell me your companies, we are now going to be business rivals,” said Coyote furiously. Then Coyote drove out of the country club and now Coyote Corp is now adding new divisions that could hurt not only Silly Squad INC., but also Mr. Hunter’s Pies/Ken’s Burgers Corp and Termite’s Insurance Company as well!