Spotty was decorating for Christmas when he soon heard a knock on
the door. “Who could that be on Christmas Eve,” said Spotty to himself. Spotty
then went and answered the door. It was two of Santa’s elves and they looked
worried. “Am I in fantasy land or are you two actually Santa’s elves,” said
Spotty. “Look, Santa Claus needs your help, your old enemy Coyote is holding
him for ransom at the North Pole, you need someone who fought him before to stop
him,” said one of Santa’s elves. “Okay, Spotty Jr. can you come down here,”
said Spotty. Then Spotty Jr. came out of his room. “Dad I was…who the hell
invented the Lollipop Guild to our house,” said Spotty Jr. “Son, these are
Santa’s elves they need my help,” said Spotty. “Dad, you know the big old Santa
Claus isn’t real right,” asked Spotty Jr. “Kid he’s damn real, look at us, do
we look like the freaking Lollipop Guild to you,” said one of Santa’s elves.
“Fine, I’ll follow along, hey maybe I can get a Wii or something,” said Spotty
Jr. “Sure, a Wii, now come on the sleigh is a waiting,” said both of Santa’s
elves. Spotty and Spotty Jr. hopped into the sleigh with the elves. “Hey Spotty
wait for me,” yelled Beardy. Then Beardy jumped into the sleigh. “Beardy,
Merry…,” said Spotty. “Damn it Spotty, I’m just ditching my girlfriend,” said
Beardy. “Why are you ditching Penny Greyhound, Uncle Beardy,” asked Spotty
Jr. “It’s that time of the month kid,
you’ll get it when…,” said Beardy. “You mean Penny is having her period, I’m
freaking sixteen I know that crap, then let’s go to the freaking North Pole
already,” said Spotty Jr. “Yah, we didn’t need to hear that,” said one of
Santa’s elves. Then our heroes flew off to the North Pole to save Santa Claus
from Coyote. Can Spotty save Santa Claus? An even greater question is what is
Coyote going to do with Santa? The reason Coyote hates Santa will blow your
mind!
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