Monday, April 4, 2016

Leave The Loner Alone (Second City Class Song)!

(Outside a local store, two girls walk by a shady looking guy)

                     GIRL #1
Oh, that guy looks lonely. We should see if he wants to hang out with us.

                     GIRL #2
I don’t know, I think we should leave that guy alone.

(The two girls walk up to the shady looking guy who is leaning up against a wall)

                    GIRL #1
Excuse me sir, would you…

                    LONER     
Fuck off!

(The loner begins snapping his finger while the two girls flee the scene)

                   LONER
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!

                  LONER
I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS.
MY FAMILY’S LOVE LEADS TO A BUNCH OF DEAD ENDS.
I JUST WISH EVERYONE WERE DEAD.
SO I COULD BE ALONE INSTEAD.

                    LONER
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!

                    
                    LONER
THE WORLD IS A CRUEL PLACE.
EVERYONE PRETENDS TO HAVE A HAPPY FACE.
PEOPLE ARE JUST ACTUALLY SAD.
I BET I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A DEAD BEAT DAD.

                      LONER
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!

                      LONER
YOU THINK HAVING FRIENDS IS FUN.
I’D RATHER GO FOR A RUN.
YOU THINK HAVING FRIENDS WILL FILL A NEED.
I’D RATHER JUST GO AND READ.

                     LONER
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!

                     LONER
YES I KNOW WE’RE SOCIAL CREATURES.
BUT HAVE YOU SEEN MY FEATURES.
I LOOK LIKE IF A GOOSE.
JUST WENT AND FUCKED A MOOSE.

                    LONER
THE WORLD TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT.
JUST LIKE HOW AMERICA TREATS THE BRITS.
THE WORLD WILL NEVER LEARN IT’S AN AWFUL PLACE.
WE’RE ALL JUST SPITTING IN GOD’S FACE!

                   LONER
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I WANT TO BE ALONE?
WILL YOU EVER GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR CELLPHONE?
THAT’S WHY I’D RATHER BE ALONE.
BECAUSE YOU JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR RINGTONE.

                      LONER
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
A LONER WANTS TO BE ALONE!
JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!

                     (Blackout.)           

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