Our
story begins when Super Dude and Young One headed off to a science convention
and while Super Dude and Young One were away R-Man and Super Dudette were given
the job of watching the apparent while they were gone. Now we go three weeks
later and we see Super Dudette jogging on her morning workout. Super Dudette
has a career as a supermodel and she has to keep in shape. But one day that
would all change! While on her morning jog Super Dudette noticed a new fast food
restaurant had opened up and she saw it was very busy. Super Dudette also
noticed a lot of fat people were eating at the new restaurant. Super Dudette
was very hungry and she decided to eat there.
By the way this new fast food
restaurant was called “McSpeedy’s”. Super Dudette soon entered the restaurant
and when she entered it smelled awful. Super Dudette also noticed a lot of fat
people pigging out inside the restaurant. Super Dudette finally made it to the
counter. “Hi welcome to McSpeedy’s…may I take your order,” said the cashier.
“What exactly do you have to eat here,” asked Super Dudette. “Free sample,”
said the cashier. The cashier of McSpeedy’s handed Super Dudette a small slice
of a hamburger and Super Dudette ate the hamburger slice. “Give me twenty
hamburgers,” cried Super Dudette. Super Dudette became addicted to the
hamburgers at McSpeedy’s and she soon ate there every day. Super Dudette was
almost like a drug addict she couldn’t live without McSpeedy’s hamburgers.
R-Man began to worry about her…but he got over it. Soon after three weeks…Young
One came home early from his vacation and he had a surprise waiting for him.
Soon
after three weeks…Young One came home early from his vacation while Super Dude
was still ate the science convention. Young One saw R-Man sleeping on the
couch. “Hey R-Man…I came back early,” said Young One. R-Man soon awoke. “Thank
goodness you came home…dude, check on your girlfriend…she’s been acting weird
lately,” said R-Man. “Like how,” asked Young One. “Go to her room and see for
yourself…but I have to warn you….it ain’t pretty,” said R-Man. Young One soon
opened the door to Super Dudette’s room and he screamed. “Oh my god….what the
fuck happened to my sexy girlfriend,” screamed Young One.
After only three
weeks of eating McSpeedy’s….Super Dudette gained over 989lbs. Young One began
to vomit. “Dude…what happened you were like supermodel thin and I come home to
see this shit…oh my god…and what’s that smell,” cried Young One. But the only
thing Super Dudette was saying was “McSpeedy’s” and in her room were rappers to
McSpeedy hamburgers. Super Dudette no longer fit in her clothes and she was
only wearing her underwear. “Super Dudette…how are you still able to fit in
that lingerie
and why the fuck are you wearing lingerie,” cried Young One. Again the only
word to come out of Super Dudette’s mouth was “McSpeedy’s”. “Damn it…I better
check this McSpeedy’s place out,” said Young One. Young One soon flew to
McSpeedy’s and he entered the building to see that it was basically a pigsties.
“Hi welcome to McSpeedy’s…want a free sample,” said the cashier. “Sure…I did
get hungry flying all the way here so…,” said Young One. Young One ate the free
sample and soon Young One became addicted to McSpeedy’s hamburgers. Now another
three weeks past and Super Dude returned home from the science convention.
Super Dude saw R-Man sleeping on the couch. “Hey R-Man…why didn’t you guys call
me,” asked Super Dude. “Okay…I won’t give you details…but you better go to
Super Dudette’s room…and be ready to be horrified…plus we need a new bed,” said
R-Man. Super Dude opened Super Dudette’s bedroom door and Super Dude saw a very
shocking image. “Holy shit…what did I miss out on,” said Super Dude. Super Dude
saw that Young One had gained about 969lbs. and Super Dudette now weights close
to 999lbs. “R-Man, I need your help with something,” said Super Dude. R-Man and
Super Dude carried Young One and Super Dudette to Super Dude’s laboratory for
some testing.
Super Dude then tested a sample of McSpeedy’s hamburgers and he
found what had caused our heroes to gain weight. “R-Man…I tested these
McSpeedy’s hamburgers and they are highly addictive and also contain a strange
chemical that accelerates weight gain…I need to figure out a cure to get Super
Dudette and Young One back to their original weights,” said Super Dude. “So,
how do we cure them of their addiction though,” asked R-Man. “You know those
wires I put on them…watch this,” said Super Dude. Super Dude then pressed a
button on a remote control and soon Young One and Super Dudette were shocked
with a 1,000 volts of electricity. That electrical shock cured their addiction
to McSpeedy’s hamburgers. “Oh man…my head…what the…dude, I became a fat ass
over night,” cried Young One. “Holy shit….I’m a blob…my modeling careers over,”
screamed Super Dudette. “I don’t even think Super Dudette could get away with a
career as a plus size model either,” laughed R-Man to himself. “Look you guys,
where is this McSpeedy’s place anyway,” asked Super Dude. “It’s three blocks
from here why,” said Super Dudette. “I need to see this place for myself…R-Man
you stay here and guard Young One and Super Dudette…make sure they don’t eat
anything…plus those chemicals inside the McSpeedy’s hamburgers make them
sexually active…I won’t get any further than that,” said Super Dude. “That’s
nastily I have make sure these two fat asses don’t have sex…oh god I’m seeing
that horrible image in my mind….shit,” cried R-Man. Super Dude fled the scene.
“So…want to have sex Super Dudette…because I’m really horny right now and I
don’t know why,” said Young One. “I guess we can have fat sex,” said Super
Dudette. “No fat sex unless I can film it and put it on the internet…I need me
some black guy money,” said R-Man.
Super
Dude soon entered McSpeedy’s and he saw a bunch of fat people literally doing
anything to get their food. “Hey, does anyone know where the manager’s office
is in here,” asked Super Dude. Super Dude then went up to the counter. “I need
to talk to your manager,” said Super Dude. “Free sample,” asked the cashier.
“Do you know what this food does to people,” asked Super Dude. “Free sample,”
asked the cashier. “No thank you…are you even listening to me,” asked Super
Dude. “Free sample,” asked the cashier. “That’s it buddy…,” yelled Super Dude
in anger. Out of impulse, Super Dude punched the cashier and he soon found out
the cashier was a robot. Super Dude then saw a door that said manager on it and
entered it. Super Dude soon saw who the manager of McSpeedy’s really was…it was
an old foe of the Super Dudes. “Wait a minute… Dr. Duck you own McSpeedy’s…I
knew a foe of mine was behind this,” said Super Dude. “Yes, I am the manager of
McSpeedy’s and it was who came up with this evil scheme,” said Dr. Duck. “What
scheme,” asked Super Dude? “You see…I created a chemical that’s highly
addictive and the only side effect was weight gain, I soon came up with an idea
to open a restaurant and sell food containing this chemical…I made so much
money off this whole city and now they are all too fat to stop me and they are
literally eating off the palm of my hand,” laughed Dr. Duck evilly. “But you
forgotten one think Dr. Duck,” said Super Dude. “What,” asked Dr. Duck? “Free
sample,” said Super Dude.
Super Dude then shoved a piece of McSpeedy’s
hamburger into Dr. Duck’s mouth and soon Dr. Duck became addicted to his own
creation. After a couple of hours Dr. Duck gained over 400lbs. Super Dude soon
found a cure that will help the people who ate at McSpeedy’s regain their
normal body weights. Just like that the addicts of McSpeedy’s hamburgers were
cured and they were no longer fat. But Super Dude chose not to give the cure to
Super Dudette and Young One. So Super Dudette still weights 999lbs. and Young One still
weights 969lbs. Super Dude knew that Super Dudette and Young One were able to
lose weight naturally and as a punishment for eating at McSpeedy’s he didn’t
give them the cure that would make them their normal weights again.
And so
Super Dudette and Young One were working out like crazy. “Super Dude….I don’t
know how much longer I can work out…can you please give me the cure,” asked Young
One out of breath. “Young One, run 50 more laps and then we’ll talk,” said
Super Dude. “Super Dude…I need the cure…my modeling career will be dead without
it and plus I can’t run anymore laps my thighs are chafing,” said Super Dudette
out of breath. “Sorry…if you were really a supermodel you wouldn’t eat at a
fast food restaurant and you would be eating healthy,” said Super Dude. “Fuck
you,” screamed Super Dudette and Young One at the same time. “Cry me a river
bitch,” said Super Dude. Super Dudette and Young One continued to work out.
While Super Dudette and Young One were working out…Super Dude and R-Man were
sitting on a bench watching them. “Man…those two have a lot of weight to lose
if they think they can be superheroes again…plus I just love to watch them
suffer,” said R-Man. “Yah, isn’t it great to be at a healthy body weight…can
you pass the potato chips R-Man,” asked Super Dude. R-Man then passed a big bag
of potato chips to Super Dude. “Life is good,” said R-Man. And so once again
Super Dude saved the day…and yes Super Dudette and Young One each eventually
returned to their normal body weights!
THE END!
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