Sai Bong, Flame, and Broiler
soon killed all the demons but more demons appeared. But soon it was morning
and when the sun rose the demons fled. “We have to keep moving,” said Sai Bong.
“What did that Coyote guy mean when he said we were the key to stopping them,”
asked Flame. “I don’t know, but we have to keep moving,” said Sai Bong. Our
heroes then continued their life on the run, but they were soon hungry and they
wondered what they could eat. “Man if only…,” said Broiler in hunger. Just then
our heroes saw a small restaurant called “Mr. Big’s Burgers & Pub”. “Boy we
are lucky this restaurant is here, let’s eat,” said Broiler. “Yah, how
convenient,” said Sai Bong.
Our heroes soon entered the restaurant and they saw
Mr. Big sleeping in the back. “Hey Mr. Big, can we get some food,” cried
Broiler. Mr. Big awoke and walked over towards our heroes. “You three ain’t with
the health department are yah,” asked Mr. Big. “No,” said Sai Bong, Flame, and
Broiler at the same time. “Good, welcome to Mr. Big’s Burgers & Pub and I’m
Mr. Big, may I take your order,” asked Mr. Big. “We didn’t get our menus yet,”
said Flame. Mr. Big then gave out the menus to our heroes and they began to
read them. “Man, look at all these fatty foods,” said Flame. “I know what I’m
getting,” said Broiler.
Mr. Big then turned on his TV and it was stationed on
the “Funtime News Network” with Joe and Funclock as the anchormen. “This just
in…three wanted fugitives are wanted, they are three former Phoeinx Monks, they
are young and very dangerous…a big reward will go out to whoever finds them…in
other news…,” said Joe. Now we go back to the restaurant and Mr. Big then
looked at our heroes. “You three look like the wanted guys on the TV, am I
crazy or what,” said Mr. Big. Sai Bong then punched Mr. Big in the face and
that punch knocked Mr. Big out. “Run,” cried Sai Bong. Sai Bong and Flame run
out of the restaurant while Broiler grabbed a bag of corn chips. “Broiler, come
on,” cried Sai Bong. Broiler then ran out of the restaurant while eating the
corn chips. Our heroes soon lost and didn’t know where to go. “Great, now what
do we do,” asked Sai Bong. “Maybe play a little game for a reward,” said a
mysterious voice. Our heroes turned around and saw Patrick Pangolin. “Who and
what the hell are you,” asked Sai Bong. “My name is Patrick Pangolin, I’m a Cajun
con man…like you I’m on the run from the law, now the reward is a quarter and
the game is heads and tails,” said Patrick Pangolin. “A quarter, what kind of
reward is that,” said Broiler.
Patrick Pangolin laughed and pointed to a
machine/booth that read “A Portal to Anywhere for 25 cents”. “We need that
quarter, we’ll play heads and tails,” said Sai Bong. “Now are you heads or
tails,” asked Patrick Pangolin. “Heads,” said Sai Bong, Broiler, and Flame at
the same time. Patrick Pangolin then flipped the coin and he soon looked at the
result of the flip. Patrick Pangolin then grinned and then looked at our
heroes.
“You guys won the quarter
know, now here you go,” said Patrick Pangolin. Patrick then tossed the quarter
to Sai Bong. “Thanks mister,” said Sai Bong. “We outlaws stick together know,”
said Patrick Pangolin. Patrick Pangolin then fled the scene. Our heroes now
with their quarter headed to the machine/booth that read “A Portal to Anywhere
for 25 cents”. “Alright, let’s go to the Time Lords headquarters,” said Sai
Bong. Sai Bong then put the quarter in the machine and soon our heroes were
being sucked into a portal. “Wait…how do we know we’re…,” said Sai Bong. “Sai
Bong…read the sign again,” yelled Flame. Then Sai Bong looked at a small sign
underneath the booth that read “This portal goes anywhere at random”. “Anywhere
at random, so that means…,” cried Sai Bong.
Soon our heroes were sucked through
the portal and then our heroes fell out of the other end of the portal and they
landed in the middle of a lake. “Help, I can’t swim,” cried Broiler. Sai Bong,
Flame, and Broiler were soon washed to shore and the found themselves at Pit
Stop Town. “Guys, we landed in Pit Stop Town, the greatest tourist destination
ever, I always wanted to visit here,” said Broiler. “Maybe someone here can
help us get to the Time Lords headquarters,” said Flame. “Maybe, come on let’s
check it out,” said Sai Bong. Our heroes soon went to a place called the “Pit Stop
Town Gun Shop” to ask for help.
Our heroes entered the store and they saw it
had a lot of guns. “Hello, is anybody here,” asked Sai Bong. Then Bark walked
out and greeted our heroes. “Oh a cute little dog,” said Flame. Flame then
petted and cuddled Bark. Then Stork appeared in front of our heroes. “Can I
help you today,” asked Stork. “Ah yah…do you know how to get to the Time Lords
headquarters,” asked Sai Bong. “Why do you need to go….wait a minute…,” said
Stork. Stork then looked at a wanted poster for Sai Bong, Flame, and Broiler.
“You three are the wanted outlaws, of course you’re going to the Time Lords
because….,” said Stork. Sai Bong then kicked Stork in the balls and Stork fell
to the ground. “Run,” cried Sai Bong. Our heroes then fled out of the gun shop
and they headed to the mountains of Pit Stop Town. Now we go to Pope Spotty
talking to Stork. “So the three outlaws were just here and then they fled,”
said Pope Spotty. “Yah, the strong one just kicked me in the balls and all I
was going to tell them is that they are in no real danger because we know they
aren’t criminals,” said Stork. “Well, I’ll call the Time Lords, they probably
didn’t get that far, they send some soldiers to bring them to the headquarters
where they’ll be safe,” said Pope Spotty. Pope Spotty then left the gun store
and called the Time Lords. Now our heroes are climbed over the mountain and
soon they saw the castle of the Royal Family of Pit Stop Town. “Maybe the royal
family of Pit Stop Town can help us,” said Broiler. “Okay, let’s ask the king
for help,” said Sai Bong.
Now we go inside the castle where King Lion was
sitting on his throne with The Knight and The Scared Leopard by his side. “Oh
gentlemen, our kingdom is in danger of becoming of democracy and I won’t be in
power anymore,” said King Lion. “I too fear a war is about to happen,” said The
Scared Leopard. “Oh you are scared of everything you numb nuts, now you’re
majesty we need some money because the kingdom is broke,” said The Knight. Soon
Sai Bong, Flame, and Broiler entered the throne room. “Who are you guys and
what do you want,” asked King Lion. “We need help, can the royal family of Pit
Stop Town help us,” asked Sai Bong. “I’m all that is left of the royal
family…hey aren’t you three the wanted outlaws,” said King Lion. “Wanted
outlaws….crap…,” screamed The Scared Leopard in fear. The Scared Leopard then
fled the under King Lion’s throne. “For god’s sake act like a prime minster you
idiot leopard you,” said King Lion. Just then the Time Lords soldiers enter the
castle and Sai Bong, Flame, and Broiler stood ready to fight. “You three…come
with us because we need your help,” said one of the Time Lords soldiers.
“What,” asked Sai Bong? Now Sai Bong, Flame, and Broiler are headed to the Time
Lords headquarters and little do they know is that they’ll be ask to help in a
special mission. What kind of mission will it be? It’ll probably be a mission
to stop the Skull Lords once and for all!
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