A Message From Donald Trump (Second City Class Blackout)!

(Donald Trump is standing at a podium)

                     ANNOUNCER

                        (OFFSTAGE)

And now a message from President Donald Trump!

                     DONALD TRUMP

Well, America’s fucked, but I’m not!

                     ANNOUNCER

                        (OFFSTAGE)

This has been a message from President Donald Trump. Please report to the Trump Bomb Shelters A.S.A.P. and by law, no Mexicans and fat chicks allowed!

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