“Hello
and welcome to the KWE, I’m Jack Sports and with me is my co-color commentator
Dr. Wrestling, today’s matches are Lucha King Jr.
& Stan McOtto vs. Men in Black for the KWE tag team championship, and our
main event Jack Cutting vs. Ned the Neanderthal for the KWE Hardcore Championship,” yelled Jack
Sports. Lucha King Jr. & Stan McOtto walked down to the ring. Then Men in
Black walked down to the ring with aliens by their side. “Ding, ding, ding,”
rang the bell. Agent
2 started punching Stan McOtto and then Stan McOtto kicked Agent 2 in the nuts.
Then Stan McOtto tagged in Lucha King Jr. Then Lucha King Jr. gave Agent 2 a
piledriver. Then Lucha King Jr. climbed the top rope.
Then Lucha King Jr.
jumped off the top rope and landed on top Agent 2. Then Lucha King Jr. pinned
Agent 2. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the referee. Then Lucha King Jr. & Stan McOtto were given the KWE tag team
championship belts and left the ring with them. “Wow, we have new KWE tag team
champions Lucha King Jr. & Stan McOtto, and it’s amazing that both of them
come from legendary wrestling families, now then…,” yelled Jack Sports. Now we
go to the KWE locker room where Jack
Cutting was preparing for his match. Then Fat Ass Sally walked in.
“Hey there handsome,” said Fat Ass Sally sexily. “Oh…Ah…hey Sall…Sall…y, what’s
up,” said Jack Cutting nervously. “Say, do you want to do me a big favor, as
big as my fat ass,” said Fat Ass Sally sexily. “What,” asked Jack Cutting.
“This title match you have, can you lose on purpose,” said Fat Ass Sally
sexily. “What, I can’t…,” cried Jack Cutting. “Look, lose on purpose and I’ll
let you touch my fat ass in bed,” said Fat Ass Sally sexily. “Sex, with
you…alright, I’ll lose the match, but you better know this, I’m still a virgin,”
said Jack Cutting. “Okay, now go on to your big match,” said Fat Ass Sally
sexily. Then Jack Cutting fled the scene. Then Dean Deathlock walked in. “So, he
fell for it,” said Dean Deathlock. “Yah he did, the poor bastard thought I
would have sex with him if he lost the title on purpose, so once he loses
you’ll get a title shot,” said Fat Ass Sally. “You dumb whore, I wanted him to
win not lose, now he’s going to lose and…I need to get out there and help him
win, “said Dean Deathlock. Dean Deathlock then started running to the ring.
“Wait, why are you going to help him, Dean, Dean, get back here,” yelled Fat
Ass Sally.
“Welcome
back, now it’s our main event Jack
Cutting vs. Ned the
Neanderthal for the KWE Hardcore
Championship,” yelled Jack Sports. Then Jack
Cutting walked down to the ring. Then Ned the Neanderthal
walked down to the ring with his pet dinosaurs by his side. “Ding, ding, ding,”
rang the bell. Ned the Neanderthal roared real loud and it scared Jack Cutting
so much he fainted. Then Dean Deathlock ran to the ring with a chair in his
hand. Dean Deathlock then attacked Ned the Neanderthal with the chair and then
Ned was soon knocked out. Dean Deathlock then fled the scene. Jack Cutting woke
up and then he went and pinned Ned the Neanderthal. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,”
yelled the referee. “Wow, Jack Cutting is the new KWE Hardcore Champion, and why did Dean Deathlock help him, whatever
it is we have new champions in the KWE, well so long and thanks for watching,”
yelled Jack Sports.
The End!
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