Silly
Squad INC. is the #1 entertainment company of its class. They still do
entertaining at birthday parties, TV shows, movies, internet clips,
merchandising, a theme park, and “The
Silly Squad Channel” which is a subscription video on demand television
service and it now has over 200,000 subscribers. They own both Shekys
INC. and True Funny INC., which at a time were their biggest rivals. They also
now own Bros. Ink and Lixey Bros. Studios. Soon
Silly Squad INC.’s CEO Flea-Boy the Clown announced that Silly Squad INC. is
now a public company and trades on the NYSE. Also Silly Squad INC. just acquired the Japanese
animation film studio “Uncle Akira
Productions” which made many successful Japanese cartoons and some of them have
never been seen in America. Silly Squad INC. just also recently acquired rival
media conglomerate Liarmun Media. Liarmun Media is an owner of 65 daily
newspapers, 50 local independent television stations, and 30 local radio
stations nationwide. With the acquiring of Liarmun Media, Silly Squad INC. is
now one of the most powerful media conglomerates in the world today. Flea-Boy the Clown’s vision of making people laugh is now one of the most
successful corporations in the world today. Now we go to a rundown apartment
which was rented out by Flea-Boy the Clown’s former friends The Evil Clowns (Evil, Happy, & Sad). The Evil
Clowns worked at the same circus Flea-Boy worked. But little did the world know
was that actually Evil who was the leader of the Evil Clowns came up with the
idea of the Silly Squad and NOT Flea-Boy.
This means that Flea-Boy the Clown
stole the idea of the Silly Squad from the Evil Clowns and now the Evil Clowns
wanted revenge. Evil the Clown was watching a documentary on Flea-Boy the Clown
and the Silly Squad and he was mad as hell. “That should be me, not that lying
bastard, we created the Silly Squad and he knows it,” cried Evil. “Cheer up…so
what if we’re not rich and famous like Flea-Boy…at least we still have each
other,” said Happy. Sad the Clown was just crying in the corner. “You know
what…I’m going to sue Flea-Boy the Clown for Copyright Infringement and let the
world know that we are the true creators of the Silly Squad, but where will we
get the money to hire a good lawyer,” asked Evil. Now we go to the country club
where Coyote, Flea-Boy the Clown, Termite and Mr. Hunter were playing a game of
golf. “Hey Flea-Boy, I was wondering, I’m going to start my own TV network and
I wanted to…,” asked Coyote. “Look Coyote, for the last time, I’m not selling
the Silly Squad to you so let it go,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “But listen
Flea-Boy, all I own is a boxing promotion and that’s a dying business and I
need more programming if I’m going to start my own TV network,” said Coyote.
“Tell you what Coyote, I’ll give you Silly Squad programming on your TV network
if you let me have a stake in it,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “But it’s called
the Coyote Corp Network, not the fifty-fifty network,” said Coyote. “Well if
you want to have Silly Squad on the Coyote Corp network then that’s the only
way,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. “Fine, you guys play without me, I’m going to
the bar, see you later assholes,” cried Coyote. Coyote then fled the scene.
“What a pussy, I’ll never figure out how he had gotten rich in the first
place,” said Mr. Hunter. Now we go to Coyote who was drinking at the bar when
he soon was visited by the Evil Clowns. “Who are you three clowns,” asked
Coyote. “We’re the Evil Clowns and I’m their leader, I hear you want to own the
Silly Squad, am I right,” asked Evil. “Yes, but why do you care,” asked Coyote.
“Let’s just say we’re the true creators of the Silly Squad and that bastard
Flea-Boy the Clown stole our idea, if you help us get the credit and money we
deserve…we’ll give you the company,” said Evil. “Hmmm, alright, let’s sue that
bastard Flea-Boy, now come with me to discuss some business,” said Coyote. Now
Coyote is helping the Evil Clowns sue the Silly Squad. But will they prevail?
This is the biggest trial the Silly Squad has ever faced!
Now we go to Flea-Boy the
Clown’s office where he was just sitting around when Igor entered his office.
“Igor, what do you want,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “Boss, did you hear the
news,” cried Igor. “No what,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. Igor then tossed a
newspaper on Flea-Boy’s desk and the headline was “Silly Squad getting sued for
Copyright Infringement”. “So wait, we’re getting sued again…by who,” asked
Flea-Boy the Clown. “Some group called the Evil Clowns, and worst of all Coyote
is funding them,” said Igor. “Wait the Evil Clowns, I haven’t seen them since
my circus days…why do they want to sue me,” asked Flea-Boy the Clown. “Because
the Evil Clowns said they came up with the idea of the Silly Squad and they
want credit and full control of the company,” said Igor. “I guess we better
hire another lawyer, call one and tell the Evil Clowns and Coyote we’ll see
them in court,” said Flea-Boy the Clown. Now we go to the courthouse where the
trial of the Evil Clowns vs. Flea-Boy the Clown for the credit of the creation
of the Silly Squad was being held. “Order, order in the court, the case of The
Evil Clowns vs. Flea-Boy the Clown will come to order,” said the judge. Coyote
hired a whole team of lawyers to represent the Evil Clowns, while Flea-Boy the
Clown only had one really good lawyer. The trail had many star witnesses
including former circus performers Prestin the Opera Singing Flea, Steve the
Lion Tamer, Bob the Lion, and Mangnifico the World’s Strongest Man. All of the
witnesses spoke the truth and said that the Evil Clowns had created Silly Squad
and not Flea-Boy the Clown. Little did the judge nor Flea-Boy know was that
Coyote not only bribed the jury but Prestin the Opera Singing Flea, Steve the
Lion Tamer, Bob the Lion, and Mangnifico the World’s Strongest Man as well.
After a long trial, the judge found in favor of the Evil Clowns. By order of
the court, the Evil Clowns were given the copyright credit in creating the Silly
Squad and the Silly Squad Corporation must give the Evil Clowns complete
control of the company. Now the Evil Clowns were the new owners of the Silly
Squad and Flea-Boy the Clown was soon fired. Now that the Evil Clowns owed
Silly Squad INC. they were now going to sell the company to Coyote Corp. But
now even through now the Evil Clowns are credited with the creation of the
Silly Squad…the Evil Clowns themselves actually didn’t create the Silly Squad.
The Evil Clowns were so insane they only believed they created the Silly Squad.
Which means all along the Silly Squad was truly created by Flea-Boy the
Clown…and he would do anything to have his company back!
Before the Evil Clowns could
sell the Silly Squad to Coyote Corp, the law found out the truth about the Evil
Clowns. The Evil Clowns soon were guilty of lying to the federal court and that
in fact they knew all along Flea-Boy the Clown created Silly Squad. Soon the
Evil Clowns lost control of the Silly Squad Corporation and now Flea-Boy the Clown
was owner of the Silly Squad once again. Since Coyote Corp couldn’t buyout the
Silly Squad now that Flea-Boy the Clown owned the company again, they reached
an agreement. Silly Squad INC. acquired a 50% stake in the Coyote Corp Network.
Now Silly Squad programming would air on the Coyote Corp Network TV channel and
Silly Squad was not owned by Coyote Corp. The Evil Clowns were now in jail for
committing a different crime and Coyote was also in jail for bribing a jury.
Flea-Boy the Clown finally was given the credit he deserved and that he created
the Silly Squad which will forever be his legacy. The Silly Squad’s future is
bright and now the Silly Squad Corporation seemed unstoppable!
THE END!
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