Thursday, January 10, 2013

Spotty and Stork vs. Mr. Hunter!

Spotty woke up before Stork and started cooking breakfast. “Wake up you Stork, your breakfast is getting cold,” said Spotty. Stork woke up and smelled the breakfast. “So where are we going to next, adventuring buddy,” said Stork. “Back the way we came,” said Spotty. “You know I can fly right,” said Stork. “You can fly, I can fly too, watch me fly,” said Spotty. Spotty started flapping his arms up and down then jumped off the cliff. “Damn it Spotty,” yelled Stork. Soon Stork flew down and saved Spotty. “You can’t fly but I can, now where should we fly to,” asked Stork. “To the other side of the lake, then we’ll fly to the United States, then…,” said Spotty. “Let’s just stick with the other side of lake, but before we do that let’s grab the supplies,” said Stork. After a couple of minutes eating breakfast and packing up the supplies Stork and Spotty flew off to the other side of the lake. Stork and Spotty landed when soon they saw a deer and a mole running away from something. “Run away,” said the deer and the mole at the same time. Stork then grabbed the deer and the mole. “Alright you two, what are you running from,” asked Stork. “And tell us your names,” said Spotty. “My name’s Deer, and my friend’s name is Mole, and we’re running away from a crazy redneck named Mr. Hunter, he’ll kill any animal including you two, now run away,” cried Deer. Then Deer and Mole fled the scene. “Every woodland critter for himself,” cried Mole while running away. “Come back you two, we can work together on a way to stop this Mr. Hunter guy,” said Stork. Then our heroes heard gunfire. Then from out of nowhere Mr. Hunter popped out in fount of our heroes. “Where did my food get to, gosh damn it, I’m…oh my gosh, a stork and a dog, food,” said Mr. Hunter. Just when Mr. Hunter was about to shoot Stork and Spotty, Spotty stabbed Mr. Hunter with the harpoon. “Oh sweet Jesus, what the hell man, what was that for,” cried Mr. Hunter in pain. “Take that for hurting the woodland critters,” said Spotty. “Dude, what the hell did you do that for, look we’re sorry, we’ll take you to a hospital if you don’t kill Deer, Mole, Spotty, or me, understand,” said Stork. “Take me to the god damn hospital,” said Mr. Hunter. Soon Stork and Spotty took Mr. Hunter to the hospital and left the hospital. “Wait, you two,” said Mole. “Where did you guys come from,” asked Stork. “Look, me and Deer own a small insurance company, and to thank you for your services in dealing with Mr. Hunter, I’m going to give you fifty dollars, pay the men Deer,” said Mole. Soon Deer gave Stork and Spotty fifty dollars. “Oh, you know what would be nice, since you’re insurance salesmen, can you pay for Mr. Hunter’s hospital bills,” said Stork. “Sure, now have fun with your lives,” said Mole. “Hope we meet again,” said Deer. Soon Spotty and Stork were off on their next adventure in the city of Chicago!

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