Monday, June 2, 2014

Gus Peterson the ADD Pirate & the Quest for the Golden Skull: Movie Script!


Now we see an ocean, and then we see a barrel flouting in the ocean

Then we see Spotty popping out of the barrel.

                      Spotty

Hello everybody, I’m Spotty, today I’ll tell you a pirate story, but there’s a twist, this is about the lamest pirates in the seven seas, and they captain, Gus Peterson, or also known as the ADD Pirate, and now our story begins!

Now we see a pirate ship.

Now we see Spotty floating in a barrel.

 

                       Spotty

Our story begins when our heroes, or bad guys, hard to tell because they’re pirates, anyway soon they’ll meet a god named Poseidon, but first lets meet the crew.

 

Now we see Gus Peterson the ADD Pirate.

                        Spotty

 This is the captain, Gus Peterson the ADD pirate, and of course he has ADD.

 

Now we see Roddy the Drunk.

                         Spotty

 This is Roddy, he’s a drunk, and he’ll fight anyone.

 

Now we see Lewis the Farter.

                           Spotty

This is Lewis, he is Gus’s second-in-command, and by the way, he has very bad gas, he eats beans.

Now we see Kolry the Zulu Warrior.

                           Spotty

 This is Kolry, he is a Zulu Warrior, I don’t know what that means, Gus Peterson found him on an island, and soon he became a part of their crew.

Now we see Snowball the Yeti.

                           Spotty

This is Snowball; he’s a yeti, and maybe the first yeti pirate, our heroes found him in the Himalayas.

Now we see Sally Jackson.

                         Spotty

 Who’s this hot chick, why hard to believe this is Gus Peterson’s girlfriend Sally Jackson, and she loves Gus very much, but I don’t know why.

Now we see Spotty.

                          Spotty

Well the other members of Gus’s crew are Rico the Parrot and Lucky the Dog who is Gus’s pet dog and best friend.

Now we hear thunder.

                          Spotty

 It looks like a storm is coming, well I better go, and enjoy the story.

Then we see Gus Peterson again

Now we see Gus Peterson steering his pirate ship while the storm was occurring.

                       Gus Peterson

All hands on deck, a storm is coming.

Now we see Gus’s crew preparing for the storm.

Now we see Poseidon coming out of nowhere.

 

Now we see Gus Peterson.

                       Gus Peterson

Who are you and…what was I talking about.

 

Then Lewis runs up to Gus.

                     Lewis

Dude, that’s Poseidon, the Greek God of the sea.

Then Lewis farted.

Now we see Poseidon.

                     Poseidon

 What’s that smell, oh god, get a fan or something.

                      Lewis

 Sorry.

                     Poseidon

Anyway, I was wondering if you guys could find something for me.

 

Now we see Gus Peterson.

                   Gus Peterson

 What do you want, is it treasure.

Now we see Poseidon.

                     Poseidon

It’s a Golden Skull, and it can give a person 9 wishes, and I need it so that no one can use it, understand.

                    Gus Peterson

 Where is this item?

                      Poseidon

At the end of the ocean, and you most go through Sea Serpent Cove, Whirlpool Valley, and the flat part of the ocean, it will take many days, I wish you the best of luck.

Then Poseidon disappeared…

Now we see Gus Peterson.

                    Gus Peterson

Gentlemen, let’s find a skull!

Then Gus’s crew started cheering.

Now we see Spotty floating in the barrel again.

                        Spotty

 Well you met the good guy pirates; now meet the bad guy pirates.

Now we see a black pirate ship…

Now we see a fat man with a peg leg.

Spotty voiceover…

                        Spotty

This is Peg Leg Lenny, he was Gus’s former captain, and he is the most wanted pirate around, he is pure evil.

                     Peg Leg Lenny

 Crew, let’s step sail!

Now we see Lenny’s crew working around the ship.

Now we see Peg Leg Lenny walking to his captain’s quarters.

                     Peg Leg Lenny

I can’t wait to find that gold.

Then out of nowhere black smoke was everywhere in the captain’s quarters.

Now we see a man wearing nothing but black coming out of nowhere.

                       Peg Leg Lenny

Who are you?

                       Unknown Pirate

I’m the Unknown Pirate; I need your help with something.

                        Peg Leg Lenny

 With what?

                        Unknown Pirate

 To find the greatest treasure around.

Peg Leg Lenny started smiling.

                      Peg Leg Lenny

I’ll help you find that treasure.

                      Unknown Pirate

Wonderful!

 

Then the Unknown Pirate started laughing evilly.

Now we go back to Gus’s pirate ship.

                Gus Peterson

Okay now where can we find Sea Serpent Cove?

 

Then Lewis comes running up to Gus.

                     Lewis

 Captain, Sea Serpent Cove isn’t on the map.

                   Gus Peterson

What were you saying I wasn’t paying attention?

Now we hear a beer bottle break.

                       Roddy

I see a sea serpent you guys!

Now we see a sea serpent coming out of the water.

Now we see Gus Peterson.

                     Gus Peterson

 Damn, that’s a big sea serpent.

 

Then the sea serpent started attacking Gus’s pirate ship.

                          Lewis

 Captain, what should we do?

                      Gus Peterson

Fire the cannons!

                         Lewis

Everybody fire the cannons at the sea serpent!

Then Gus’s crew started shooting the sea serpent.

Now we see more sea serpents coming out of the water.

                   Kolry the Zulu Warrior

 Captain, I’m feeling a lot of black magic right now!

                       Gus Peterson

Just keep firing the cannons, and that’s my only plan.

Then more sea serpents popped out of the water.

                      

                       Sally Jackson

 We’re doomed!

Now we go to Peg Leg Lenny talking to the Unknown Pirate.

                      Peg Leg Lenny

 So once we find this skull you’ll pay me right, because I’m looking for some money and…

Now we see the Unknown Pirate.

                      Unknown Pirate

Look, find me the skull, and if you don’t, I’ll take your soul.

                      Peg Leg Lenny

 My soul, wait a minute, you’re the cursed pirate who takes souls of sea men and then makes them work on his crew for eternity.

                    Unknown Pirate

 It took you this long to figure out that I’m the Unknown Pirate, maybe I’ll go soft on you but get me the Golden Skull, or it’s your soul.

                      Peg Leg Lenny

Okay, I’ll get you the skull, but please don’t take my soul!

Now we see Spotty flouting in a barrel in the sea.

                        Spotty

Now, what do I know about the Unknown Pirate, well, he used to be the greatest pirate in the world, until he died, but oh how much he wanted to live, so he made a deal with the devil to collect souls of Vikings, pirates, and navy men, and make them work on his ship forever, and by the way, he has the power to summon demons from hell, so I hope our heroes are careful.

 

Now we see Spotty pulling out an oar and started rowing.

                        Spotty

 Now then let’s get back to our heroes, and they are still fighting sea serpents, enjoy!

 

Now we see Gus Peterson and his crew firing cannons at the sea serpents.

 

Now we see Lewis.

                         Lewis

Captain, they’re starting to leave, we’re winning.

 

Then the sea serpents started swimming away.

                   Gus Peterson

 Well it looks like we’re done at Sea Serpent Cove, now it’s Whirlpool Valley, and then the….what was I taking about.

                      Roddy

Pay attention damn it!

                    Gus Peterson

Stop yelling at me!

 

Then Sally Jackson came running up to Gus.

                   Sally Jackson

 Why don’t we ask Poseidon to help us?

                    Gus Peterson

 Look Sally, he told us to get the Golden Skull by ourselves, and why would he help us?

   

                Sally Jackson

 Well for one thing, I’m his….

                       Lewis

 Captain, whirlpool, and a lot of whirlpools!

 

Now we see Rico the Parrot.

                  Rico the Parrot

 Rah oh, not again, ca!

 

Now we go to Peg Leg Lenny and his crew fighting sea serpents.

 

Now we see Peg Leg Lenny.

 

                     Peg Leg Lenny

 Damn, they’re everywhere, how far is the Golden Skull again.

 

Then we see the Unknown Pirate.

                     Unknown Pirate

 Not that far, and I’ll get rid of the sea serpents for you.

 

Then Unknown Pirate snapped his fingers and all the sea serpents disappeared.

 

Now we see Peg Leg Lenny.

                     Peg Leg Lenny

 Where did the sea serpents go?

                   Unknown Pirate

 They’re gone for good; now let’s go find the treasure.

 

Now we see Gus’s pirate ship in a whirlpool.

 

Now we see Gus Peterson.

                      Gus Peterson

 Get us out of this whirlpool!

                       Lewis

We’re trying captain!

 

Then we see Gus’s pirate ship come out of the whirlpool.

                      Gus Peterson

Alright, we’re out of the whirlpool.

 

Now we see Lewis.

                         Lewis

 Captain, that’s not the only whirlpool in Whirlpool Valley.

 

Then we see a lot of whirlpools.

 

Now we see Roddy.

                         Roddy

 Damn, we’re boned!

 

Then we go back to Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship.

 

Now we see Peg Leg Lenny.

                      Peg Leg Lenny

We’re out of Sea Serpent Cove, and now we have to go to Whirlpool Valley.

Now we see the Unknown Pirate.

                      Unknown Pirate

It looks like some other pirates are looking for the Golden Skull.

 

Then we see Gus’s pirate ship.

 

Now we see Gus Peterson.

                   Gus Peterson

Everybody, there’s another ship coming our way.

Now we see Lewis.

                      Lewis

They must be looking for the Golden Skull too.

 

Now we see Kolry the Zulu Warrior.

                 Kolry the Zulu Warrior

Captain, I feel a lot of black magic right now, and think evil is nearby.

 

Now we see Gus Peterson.

                       Gus Peterson

 Everybody, fire the cannons at the other ship.

                         Lewis

 But captain, we’re still in Whirlpool Valley, we can’t fight back right now.

                      Gus Peterson

Try your best men, try your best.

 

Then Gus’s pirate ship was firing cannons at Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship.

 

Now we see Peg Leg Lenny.

                    Peg Leg Lenny

 Fight back everybody!

 

Then Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship was firing cannons at Gus’s ship.

                    Gus Peterson

 God I hope we live!

 

Then we see Gus’s pirate ship and Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship fighting each other with cannons.

 

Then we see a big hole in Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship.

 

Now we see Peg Leg Lenny.

                   Peg Leg Lenny

 Man, the boat is kinda feels wet.

 

Then Peg Leg Lenny looked down and saw that there was water in the boat.

                    Peg Leg Lenny

 O my god, we’re sinking!

 

Then we see Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship sinking into a whirlpool.

 

Now we see Lewis looking at Peg Leg Lenny’s pirate ship.

 

                          Lewis

Going, going, gone, well there ship sunk.

 

Then everybody on Gus’s boat was soon cheering.

 

Now we see Gus Peterson.

                       Gus Peterson

 Look we’re out of Whirlpool Valley; we are almost towards the Golden Skull.

 

Then we hear Snowball the Yeti roaring.

                        Gus Peterson

 What is it Snowball?

 

Now we see the ocean

Now we see at the end of the ocean is a waterfall.

Now we see Kolry the Zulu Warrior.

                  Kolry the Zulu Warrior

 Captain, we’re at the flat part of the ocean, and that means it’s a waterfall!

Then we see Gus’s ship going down by the huge waterfall.

Now we see Lewis.

 

                     Lewis

Captain, what do we do now?

 

Now we see Gus Peterson.

                   Gus Peterson

 Hang on…oh look a butterfly.

                     Lewis

CAPTAIN!

                  Gus Peterson

O sorry, just hang on tight; we’re going to go down the waterfall.

Then we see Gus’s pirate ship falling down the waterfall

Now we hear everybody screaming while Gus’s pirate ship went down the waterfall.

Now we see Spotty floating in a barrel.

                       Spotty

Ahhhhhhh, I don’t do my own stunts!

 

Then we see Spotty falling down the waterfall and screaming at the same time.

 

Now we see Peg Leg Lenny with the Unknown Pirate.

                  Peg Leg Lenny

 So I’m dead now?

 

                 Unknown Pirate

 Indeed you are, and by the way welcome to my crew.

 

Then we see the Unknown Pirate’s pirate ship.

   

Now we go back Gus Peterson and now we see him lying down at a sand bay.

                  Gus Peterson

 O man, what happened to my ship?

                    Lewis

 Captain!

Then Gus Peterson turns around and sees Lewis.

                  Gus Peterson

 Where is everybody?

                     Lewis

 I don’t know, but I found the Golden Skull.

                 

                   Gus Peterson

 What, well don’t just stand there, show me where it is!

                     Lewis

 But what about the crew?

                 Gus Peterson

 We’ll look for them later, now come on!

 

Then Gus Peterson and Lewis started running to the Golden Skull.

Now we see the water close to the shore…

Now we see a mermaid sticking its head out of the water.

                 The mermaid

 O Gus, be careful.

Now we go back to the Unknown Pirate’s ship.

Now we see the Unknown Pirate talking to his crew.

                 Unknown Pirate

 Alright, we are going into the mortal world to get the Golden Skull, and nothing can stop us!

Then the Unknown Pirate’s crew started cheering.

Now we see Gus Peterson and Lewis looking at the Golden Skull.

                   Gus Peterson

 Wow, with this skull we can make our wishes come true.

                     Lewis

 But I thought we were going to give the Golden Skull to Poseidon.

                     Gus Peterson

 Strew Poseidon, the Golden Skull and all of its nine wishes will be ours!

Then Gus Peterson grabbed the Golden Skull

Now we see Gus Peterson and Lewis started running away after they grabbed the Golden Skull.

Gus Peterson and Lewis were avoiding booby traps while they were escaping with the Golden Skull…

Now we see Lewis.

                      Lewis

 Captain, what about the crew and we need a ship!

Now we see Gus Peterson.

                   Gus Peterson

 What did you say, I wasn’t listening?

                     Lewis

I said what about the crew and we need a ship.

                   Gus Peterson

 Well my friend the Golden Skull could give us what we need, and we can just wish for a new pirate ship.

Now we see Lewis.

                      Lewis

 Hey Gus, isn’t that your dog?

 

Then we see Lucky the Dog fighting a demon, and then the demon ran away.

                    Gus Peterson

 Lucky, come on boy we’re getting out of here!

Then Lucky the Dog barked…

Lucky the Dog then followed Gus Peterson and Lewis back to the ship.

Now we go to Roddy the Drunk and Snowball the Yeti.

 

                       Roddy

 Man, where is everybody, I’m almost out of rum.

Then Snowball the Yeti roared…

Now we see the Unknown Pirate’s pirate ship.

Now we see the Unknown Pirate.

                   Unknown Pirate

After the mortals!

Then demons came out and grabbed Roddy the Drunk and Snowball the Yeti.

                        Roddy

 Man, where did all these demons come from?

 

Then the demons ran away, and then we see Kolry the Zulu Warrior.

                  Kolry the Zulu Warrior

Come on you guys, let’s find the captain.

 

Then Kolry the Zulu Warrior, Roddy the Drunk, and Snowball the Yeti ran away.

 

Now we go to Gus Peterson who was rubbing the Golden Skull.

                       Gus Peterson

I wish for a new pirate ship.

Then the Golden Skull floats up into the air, and then a pirate ship appears.

                     Gus Peterson

 Alright, we have a new pirate ship, let’s get out of here!

 

Then Gus Peterson, Lewis, and Lucky the Dog ran into the pirate ship.

                  Kolry the Zulu Warrior

 Hey wait for us!

 

Then we see Kolry the Zulu Warrior, Roddy the Drunk, and Snowball the Yeti running to the pirate ship.

 

Now we see Gus Peterson in the pirate ship.

                      Gus Peterson

 Where were you guys, never mind just get in the ship!

 

Then Kory the Zulu Warrior, Roddy the Drunk, and Snowball the Yeti ran into the pirate ship.

                          Lewis

 Let’s get out of here!

                       Gus Peterson

 Wait, where’s Sally?

                          Lewis

 I thought she was with them, but should we look for her.

 

Then we see Kolry the Zulu Warrior.

                 Kolry the Zulu Warrior

She wasn’t with us, but we have to get out of here because demons were following us.

 

Then we see a bunch of demons.

 

Then we see Lewis.

                        Lewis

 Yah we should go.

                     Gus Peterson

 But how do we get out of here anyway?

Then everybody started thinking.

 

                        Everybody

The Golden Skull!

                         Lewis

Make a wish dude, hurry!

Gus Peterson then rubbed the Golden Skull and soon they disappeared.

Now we see Gus’s pirate ship in the ocean.

                       Gus Peterson

 Something doesn’t feel right.

 

Then Lewis walks up towards Gus Peterson.

 

                         Lewis

 Captain, what’s wrong?

                      Gus Peterson

 I feel like we forgotten something, hey Sally…wait, where’s Sally.

                        Lewis

 She didn’t come back with us.

                      Gus Peterson

 What, we have to find her she could be anywhere.

 

Then we see Gus Peterson’s crew looking for Sally Jackson.

Now we see the ocean bottom

Now we see a mermaid swimming around Gus’s pirate ship.

Then we see the mermaid sticking its head out of the water.

                        Mermaid

 I wish I can be with you guys, but I can’t, well good bye forever.

Now we see the Mermaid going underwater,

Now we see Spotty floating in a barrel.

                        Spotty

What do you know, Sally Jackson’s a mermaid, actually she’s the daughter of Poseidon, and she wished to be human because she fell in love with Gus….man I have to take a huge dump.

 

Now we see Gus Peterson sitting in his captain quarters with the Golden Skull.

                     Gus Peterson

 Now what to do with you?

Then we hear splashing outside in the background.

                     Gus Peterson

 What could that be?

Then Gus ran outside of his quarters…

Now we see a mermaid (Sally Jackson) staring at Gus Peterson from outside of the pirate ship.

                      Gus Peterson

 O my god, a mermaid, got to be quick, now where’s my fishing net?

                      Sally Jackson

 Now I just have to get the Golden Skull from Gus and give it to daddy, now how do I get on board?

Then the Mermaid (Sally Jackson) was caught in the net…

Now we see Gus pulling her up.

                      Gus Peterson

 Wow I caught a mermaid, now I’ll prove that…what was I talking about?

                Sally Jackson (mermaid)

Please let me go, I only want the Golden Skull, I’m the daughter of Poseidon and I can give it to him for you!

                     Gus Peterson

What, will come on board then, I just want to show you to my crew.

Now we see Gus Peterson and his crew looking at the mermaid.

                       Lewis

Wow, a real mermaid, how did you catch it!

                      Gus Peterson

With the fishing net, and she’s the daughter of Poseidon, so we can just give her the Golden Skull and….

                  Kolry the Zulu Warrior


 What, dude you brought the wrath of the sea upon us, throw her back in the water captain.

                       Gus Peterson

Don’t give me your magic crap, I’ll give her the Golden Skull and…

Now we hear cannon fire…

Now we see the Unknown Pirate’s pirate ship.

                      Gus Peterson

 Not him again, crew fire cannons back, now!

Now we see Gus’s pirate ship firing cannons at the Unknown Pirate’s pirate ship

Now we see Spotty floating in his barrel in the middle of the battle.

                         Spotty

 Man I need a new travel agent, and I’m sick of being in this barrel!

Now we see the Unknown Pirate talking to Peg Leg Lenny.

 

                     Peg Leg Lenny

Master, what are we going to do with the Golden Skull once we get it?

                     Unknown Pirate

Well Lenny, help fire the cannons and leave me alone!

                     Peg Leg Lenny

 Yes master!

 

Then Peg Leg Lenny started running away from the Unknown Pirate.

 

Now we go back to the pirate ship battle.

                      Gus Peterson

 Give them all we got men!

 

Now we see a giant wave hitting the Unknown Pirate’s pirate ship.

                       Unknown Pirate

 What the…..

Then Poseidon popped out of nowhere.

                         Poseidon

 Unknown Pirate, I order you to go back and stop fighting the other pirate ship.

                       Unknown Pirate

Poseidon, they have the Golden Skull, we can get it together.

                         Poseidon

Sorry, but I told this crew to give it to me, and I know you’ll take it from me and use it for yourself.

                      Unknown Pirate

Please I need the Golden Skull, I….

                     Poseidon

 Enough!

Then Poseidon snapped his fingers

After Poseidon snapped his fingers the Unknown Pirate’s pirate ship starting sinking.

                    Unknown Pirate

 I’ll be back Poseidon and when I return I’ll be stronger than ever!

Now we see the Unknown Pirate’s ship sinking deeper underwater.

Now we see Poseidon on Gus’s pirate ship.

                       Poseidon

 So do you have the Golden Skull?

                      Gus Peterson

 Yah, here!

Then Gus threw the Golden Skull to Poseidon and Poseidon caught it.

                        Poseidon

 Where’s my daughter?

                 Mermaid (Sally Jackson)

I’m right here dad!

 

                       Poseidon

 Now say good bye to your boyfriend and then I’m taking you with me back to Atlantis.

 

                      Gus Peterson

Wait a minute, one of my crew members is her boyfriend, and I wonder who that could be?

                       Poseidon

He doesn’t know does he?

                     Gus Peterson

 Doesn’t know what?

                     Sally Jackson

 Gus, it’s me, Sally.

                     Gus Peterson

 Wait, you’re really a mermaid, but how did you become a human.

                       Poseidon

 I helped out with that, now let’s go Sally.

                     Gus Peterson

 Well I’ll miss you Sally, and it may take me awhile to find another girlfriend, but we’ll always be friends.

                    Sally Jackson

Dad, I’m staying here!

                     Poseidon

 What, I don’t want you to be with these pirates, they’re criminals.

                      Lewis

 Well actually I know that pirates get a bad wrath, but we only killed other pirates and we never steal anything.

 

                         Poseidon

How should I believe you, I…?

                       Sally Jackson

 Dad, they’re nice guys they wouldn’t hurt a fly.

                       Gus Peterson

I’ll stop being a pirate if Sally could be my girlfriend again, that’s how much I love her, and my dog Lucky will miss her a lot, isn’t that right Lucky.

 

Then Lucky barks.

                      Poseidon

 Alright, I’ll give you one wish, and nothing more.

 

Then Poseidon gave the Golden Skull to Gus.

Gus then rubbed the Golden Skull.

                     Gus Peterson

 I wish Sally could be my girlfriend again.

 

Then Sally Jackson was turning back into a human.

                     Sally Jackson

I’m human again, aw Gus you’re the best.

 

                    Gus Peterson

I love you babe.

Then Gus and Sally started kissing each other.

 

                     Poseidon

Alright, I’ll leave you two alone, but I’ll watch you from the heavens, good bye Sally, I love you very much.

                   Sally Jackson

 I love you too dad.

                      Roddy

Alright the chick’s back, hey I’m out of booze could I use that skull of yours to wish for some more?

                     Poseidon

 No, alright take care now!

 

Then Poseidon soon disappeared.

                    Gus Peterson

 Let’s set sail everybody!

Now we see Gus Peterson’s ship sailing away…

Now we see Spotty floating in a barrel.

                         Spotty

 Hello, anybody, I really want to go home, hello….god damn it, well good bye everybody.

The End!

 

 

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