Monday, June 2, 2014

Hank Hunter and the Day without Superheroes!


Hank Hunter was filming a local news story when super villains went on a rampage all around him. “Oh my god…this is news footage gold…I have to film it all,” cried Hank Hunter. Hank Hunter worked as a cameraman for a local TV station and he loved to film the greatest superhero/super villain fights. But there was a problem. No superheroes showed up to stop the super villains. The Fallen, The Mugger, Komodo King, Bug Boy, Pelican King, Dr. Sumo, Blue Jay, Robo-Spotty 4.0, Cavity-Man, Mike Red and Rick Red (The Red Bros.) were among the super villains who were on the rampage. “THIS IS OUR CITY NOW,” yelled The Fallen, The Mugger, Komodo King, Bug Boy, Pelican King, Dr. Sumo, Blue Jay, Robo-Spotty 4.0, Cavity-Man, Mike Red and Rick Red (The Red Bros.) all at the same time. “Oh my god…where are all the superheroes,” cried Hank Hunter. Now we go to Professor Udo and Larry the Jackalope watching all of the criminals rampaging in the city. “Look at them all…the boss is really going to be happy about this,” said Larry the Jackalope. “I fear there is a threat to our plan,” said Professor Udo. “How could there be a threat…the boss sent all of the superheroes to….,” said Larry the Jackalope. “No…not all of them…he just sent all of the powerful superheroes to their doom…the weaker ones remain,” said Professor Udo. “Who’s left…because if they are the weaker ones then how are they a threat to us,” said Larry the Jackalope. “They aren’t the ones I’m worried about,” said Professor Udo. “So who is it then…,” asked Larry the Jackalope. Professor Udo then sighed. Now we go to Darrell The Useless Superhero, Fat Lazy Karate Teacher, Claws, and U Tucker who were trying their best to fight all of the super villains. “Alright…time to get our butts kicked….I mean,” yelled Darrell The Useless Superhero. Darrell The Useless Superhero was trying his best to fight all the super villains by himself. Fat Lazy Karate Teacher was getting beaten up by Dr. Sumo and The Mugger. Claws was sitting smoking marijuana from a hookah sharing it with The Fallen and Cavity-Man. U Tucker was just dancing around and stripping off his clothes while the super villains were rampaging the city. “Hey, you lame superheroes….what are you doing…stop these villains,” cried Hank Hunter. “We’re doing the best we can…plus my name is Darrell The Useless Superhero how much help am I anyway,” cried Darrell The Useless Superhero while getting beaten up by Bug Boy, Pelican King, Dr. Sumo, Blue Jay, and Robo-Spotty 4.0. “Alright…it looks like you guys need a little help…so I’m here to help,” yelled Hank Hunter. Hank Hunter then dropped his camera and began to aid the superheroes in their fight. Hours later, Hank Hunter and the other superheroes defeated the super villains. But some of the super villains had gotten away. “Let’s find those other villains guys,” said Hank Hunter. Now we go to Professor Udo and Larry the Jackalope were talking to Dr. Sumo, Mike Red and Rick Red (The Red Bros.). “Calm down, so what you’re saying is that the others were defeated by the weak superheroes and that some TV cameraman helped them out…he’s the one I feared…look I have to tell the boss the news of what just happened…you guys keep guard…I feel they may be on their way here,” said Professor Udo. Just when Professor Udo left the room, our heroes arrived and began to fight Larry the Jackalope, Dr. Sumo, Mike Red and Rick Red (The Red Bros.). Minutes later, our heroes defeated Larry the Jackalope were talking to Dr. Sumo, Mike Red and Rick Red (The Red Bros.) and then the police arrived at the hideout of the super villains. “Thanks brother, we’ve caught all of the rampaging super villains,” said Lester BarnSwallow. “Except one,” said Larry the Jackalope. “Who,” asked Lester BarnSwallow and Hank Hunter at the same time? Now we go to the demon realm where Professor Udo was kneeing before his master. “Sorry, but we’ve failed boss,” said Professor Udo. “Don’t worry my child…the superheroes are still gone and they won’t be back for a couple of months….we can continue to raise some hell until then,” said Professor Udo’s master. “Yes…but I fear there’s another….,” said Professor Udo. “Now, this Hank Hunter…he’s no threat to us…but I will admit my child he is a good leader and nothing more…trust me…he’s no Max Storm….now my child I think you should stay here until the heat dies down back in the mortal realm and then we’ll figure out our next plan of attack,” said Professor Udo’s master. “Thank you…Master Yunko the Clown,” said Professor Udo. Then Yunko the Clown began laughing loudly while sitting on his throne and standing beside him was Red Rhino. Yunko the Clown is Professor Udo’s new master and he was also the one who made all of the superheroes disappear! What will happen while the superheroes are still gone? Can the world be protected by just Darrell The Useless Superhero, Fat Lazy Karate Teacher, Claws, and U Tucker? I guess with a leader like Hank Hunter they might stand a chance at protecting Hero City and the world. But don’t worry, the superheroes will return…I hope!

THE END?

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