Annoying Girl looks for the chupacabra

Annoying Girl was going to Puerto Rico to look for the chupacabra. She was in a petting zoo, and was feeding a goat. “I love goats, goats are cute, goats really like hay, come farm animals, come on,” said Annoying Girl really fast. Annoying Girl is the most annoying person in the world and she is only seven years old. She talks very fast, and knows how to push people’s buttons. Little did she know was that she was being followed by Gangster. “Alright where is that stupid chupacabra, o man, that dumb little girl is here, I most get the chupacabra before her,” said Gangster. Then it was night and Annoying Girl was having a stakeout at the petting zoo. Then all of a sudden, the chupacabra was about to attack a goat when. “O, you’re that monster I was looking for, now I have hamburgers, do you like hamburgers, because I hate them, but you like them,” yelled Annoying Girl really fast. Then Annoying Girl gave the chupacabra a headache, and drove it crazy. Then the chupacabra ran off, and soon Gangster caught it. “Ah ha, now who is getting the most Cryptids, ha,” yelled Gangster. Then Gangster got away with the chupacabra. Annoying Girl was soon back at the government headquarters annoying Toby the Dog. “I love doggies, and you’re the cutest, I like to pet, and pet, and pet, and pet, you forever,” said Annoying Girl really fast. “O dam it, she won’t stop, end the god dam shot story already,” said Toby the Dog.

The End

“Thank god,” said Toby the Dog