Chapter 1 Free Preview: Corporation Nation!

In the year 2954 the world would become so much in debt that all of the world’s countries sold their own countries to corporations. Now multiple corporations owed many countries, nations, and even entire continents and not only do these corporations own these countries but they govern them too. Also the people living in these corporate owned countries worshiped their corporate owners like gods. But many years before in the year 2088, the CEO of a computer manufacturer named Randy Colfex cryogenically froze himself because he was slowly dying of AIDS and wanted to wait until a cure for AIDS was created. Little did Randy Colfex know he would be awakened in the year 3067 where his company bought all of North America when the world was in debt. And also little did Randy Colfex know was that he was now a god to millions of followers who worship his company like a world religion. Randy Colfex would awaken into a future that was a bit of a dystopia. Here’s the world that Randy Colfex awoke to. All of North America was bought by his company The Colfex Computer Corporation and the people of Colfex Nation (a.K.a North America) were basically emotionless intellectual cyborgs that used very advanced technology. Asia was now owned by a fast food corporation called Burgers & Fries INC. and the people Burger Country (a.k.a Asia) were all obese and ate only fast food. Europe was bought by a discount retail corporation called Family Values and everything sold in Family Land (a.k.a Europe) was only 99 cents. South America was bought by a wrestling promotion called GWC (Global Wrestling Corporation) and the people GWC World (a.k.a. South America) all looked like bodybuilders and the people of GWC World took steroids and only watched wrestling as their entertainment. Also the people of GWC World were very war like even though their weapons were only steel chairs and ring bells. Antarctica was bought by an ice cream manufacturer corporation called Tasty Sweets. Tasty Town (a.k.a Antarctica) was still a frozen wasteland but the people in Tasty Town only ate ice cream and they basically acted like and live like Eskimos due to Tasty Sweets’ corporate mascot “Eatley the Eskimo” who is to Tasty Town a holy figure. Australia was bought by a toy maker called Teddy & Company and the people of Teddyvile (a.k.a Australia) dressed like teddy bears and played with toys all day. Finally Africa was bought by a tobacco corporation called Smoke’Em and the people of Smoke’Em City (a.k.a. Africa) were all addicted to tobacco and only smoked, ate, and drank tobacco. Randy Colfex didn’t like the future at all. Even though Randy Colfex was considered a god he felt that this future was all his fault. Our story begins when Randy Colfex is being examined by a female doctor named 31-7 who was a young female cyborg. Randy Colfex would soon befriend 31-7 and he thinks that she can help him find a better world in this horrible future. Randy Colfex was shocked to learn that it was the year 3067 and he was sad that all of his loved ones were all dead. Randy Colfex also found out there was a cure for AIDS…the people of Colfex Nation have found a cure for AIDS in order to cure Randy Colfex. Randy Colfex also began to hear rumors that there was a better world outside of Colfex Nation, a utopia if you will.  But Randy Colfex must find a way to escape “The Corporation Nation” and find a better world!