Mr. Big, Barney Scott,
, and Igor were playing Texas
Hold’em, and Igor was winning. “Damn, I lost again,” said Jordan. “You know
Igor, something looks different about you,” said Michael. “What do you mean,”
asked Igor. Igor looked like a male model, instead of his humped back self.
“Yah, that guy’s hot, I bet he did a lot of chicks, if yah know what I mean,”
said Barney Scott. “No, I’m a virgin,” said Igor. “Dude, you have to do the
deed man, well you’re still sexy, chicks will crawl all over you man,” said Michael, Jordan . “Yah,
I’ll give you a bottle of champagne for free,” said Mr. Big. “Hey you guys get
back to work, now,” yelled Stork. “Yes boss,” yelled everybody. Will Igor have
S.E.X.? Nobody knows! Jordan
Now let’s get back to the story!