“Hello and welcome to KWE/BWC Crossfire 2008, I’m the chairman of the BWC, “Mr. Random” Steven Butler, Jr. and with me is the chairman of my rival promotion KWE, Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly, today’s matches are Stan McOtto vs. Dean McOtto, King Killer vs. Killa, Fat Ass Sally vs. Amy Supersize, and our main event a cross-promotional battle royal with all of your favorite BWC and KWE wrestlers in the same ring, and also me and Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly have a big announcement that will shake both companies up,” yelled “Mr. Random” Steven Butler, Jr. “That’s right, and I can’t wait to see the KWE roster beat the snot out of the BWC roster,” yelled Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. “We’ll see about that old man, now let’s go to our first match, and just for you fans…all of today’s matches are No Disqualifications matches and that means anything goes, so it will be nasty,” yelled “Mr. Random” Steven Butler, Jr. Soon Stan McOtto walked down to the ring with Lucha King Jr. by his side, and then Dean McOtto started walking down to the ring with a barbed wired baseball bat in his hand. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Soon Dean McOtto started beating up Stan McOtto with the barbed wire baseball bat and soon Stan McOtto started bleeding. Then Dean McOtto kicked Stan McOtto in the nuts, and then Dean McOtto hit Stan McOtto in the nuts again with the barbed wire baseball bat. Then Dean McOtto pinned Stan McOtto, and before the referee could count the pin…Lucha King Jr. hit Dean McOtto with a chair while Dean McOtto was pinning Stan McOtto. Then Dean McOtto got up and started beating up Lucha King Jr. with the barbed wire baseball bat. Then Dean McOtto threw Lucha King Jr. out of the ring. But then Stan McOtto walked up behind Dean McOtto and tapped his shoulder. Then Stan McOtto kicked Dean McOtto in the nuts and then gave him a piledriver. Stan McOtto soon pinned Dean McOtto. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the referee. Then Stan McOtto and Lucha King Jr. hugged each other and then left the ring. “Wow, the KWE kicked the snot out of the BWC in our first match, don’t go away more matches from both the BWC and KWE are coming up,” yelled Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. What will happen next? Nobody knows!