“Hello, and welcome to the KWE Arena, I’m Jack Sports and with me are Mr. Safari and Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly, today’s matches are a Battle Royal, with Pump Daddy, Reaper, BWK, Dean Deathlock, BWK, Kazam, The Phoenix Knights and Fat Ass Sally, and a match between Holly Dog and Budweiser the Turtle, and Bucky vs. Fred,” yelled Jack Sports. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. The Battle Royal started and soon Fat Ass Sally and Pump Daddy were thrown out of the ring by a Phoenix Knight. Soon Reaper threw out Dean Deathlock and Kazam. Then all of the Phoenix Knights threw out Reaper and then the lights turned off and the Phoenix Knights disappeared. “Now we have the match between Holly Dog and Budweiser the Turtle,” yelled Mr. Safari. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Soon Holly Dog and Budweiser the Turtle started fighting, and then Holly Dog hit Budweiser the Turtle in the back with a chair and pinned him. “1, 2, 3, Holly Dog is the winner,” yelled the referee. “Now we’ll take a quick break,” yelled Jack Sports. What will happen next? Nobody knows!